It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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