We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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