Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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