Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
