no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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