Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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