I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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