and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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