Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Randomize
