69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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