did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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