I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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