What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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