But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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