ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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