what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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