I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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