she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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