Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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