my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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