so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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