I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
All I want is dick and wine.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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