i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We left an ass print on the piano.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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