i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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