the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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