Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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