I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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