we're chasing vodka with high fives
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
