If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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