nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
