you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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