FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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