If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
