You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
