i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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