Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
okay pat passed out under dana's car
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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