she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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