Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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