he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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