I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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