at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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