sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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