ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
