how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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