whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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