I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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