I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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