I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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