do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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