my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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