Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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